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	<title>Rose Surnow</title>
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		<title>Elephant or Donkey</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who are you?  What do you care about?  Do you relate more to the liberal, tree-hugging donkey?  Or the conservative and racist elephant?  The only legit way to really find out what&#8217;s inside your soul is by taking this sassy quiz!  I wrote this bullshit for your pleasure, I do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/11/04/elephant-or-donkey/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m so sad I could eat a horse!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever feel like a meaningless particle in a godless universe?  Don&#8217;t worry, there&#8217;s always cake!  I wrote a scandalous tell-all about emotional eating.  Read it won&#8217;t you? 

It&#8217;s actually more scared of you than you are of it.  Just eat it girl, I won&#8217;t tell anyone but your thighs.
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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/11/04/im-so-sad-i-could-eat-a-horse/</link>
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		<title>Woody Allen spoof</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s like a Gershwin song wrapped up in a psycho-analytic knish of bacteria and mortality.&#8221;
I did the voice-over on this hilarious Woody Allen spoof on Comedy Central.  Written, animated and directed by the very talented Dan Meth.

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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/11/04/woody-allen-spoof/</link>
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		<title>Shout out from HuffPo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite blogs, Huffington Post, featured me on the front page of their comedy blog.  Woo Hoo! 
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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/07/08/shout-out-from-huffpo/</link>
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		<title>June SMOOTH MOVES!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Aw dang!  The next SMOOTH MOVES is coming up and it&#8217;s gonna be the tits!

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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/06/11/june-smooth-moves/</link>
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		<title>Funny not slutty or funny AND slutty?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This cool new blog, funny not slutty, wrote an awesome profile of me.
http://funnynotslutty.com/?p=2236
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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/06/11/funny-not-slutty-or-funny-and-slutty/</link>
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		<title>Big with the Jews</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, apparently, some Jews like me.  Good news for me because they (us) own Hollywood.  I don&#8217;t know, I don&#8217;t care, I&#8217;m just happy that I&#8217;m getting popular.  Take that Mira Costa High School!
http://www.jewcy.com/arts-and-culture/the-big-jewcy-rose-surnow
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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/06/11/big-with-the-jews/</link>
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		<title>Recent Stand-up Set</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey y&#8217;all, this is a clip of me going bananas at Broadway Comedy Club.  Watch and enjoy!

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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/05/22/recent-stand-up-set/</link>
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		<title>April Smooth Moves!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey Jews guys!  This Passover, fuck your family and come to my monthly comedy show!  It&#8217;s the Passover edition of Smooth Moves which basically means nothing except that I might attempt the world&#8217;s most obnoxious accent (New York Jewish grandmother) and get drunk off of Manischewitz.  DON&#8217;T MISS THIS!

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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/04/11/april-smooth-moves/</link>
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		<title>We Love You: A Benefit Show for Planned Parenthood</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m hosting an epic comedy benefit show that is going to be next-level fun.  The line-up is phenomenal and all the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.  Take a night off weeping  alone in the shower and come out!

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		<link>http://www.rosesurnow.com/2011/03/10/we-love-you-a-benefit-show-for-planned-parenthood/</link>
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