Rose Surnow

Elephant or Donkey

rose — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:44:02 +0000

Who are you? What do you care about? Do you relate more to the liberal, tree-hugging donkey? Or the conservative and racist elephant? The only legit way to really find out what’s inside your soul is by taking this sassy quiz! I wrote this bullshit for your pleasure, I do hope you likey.
Read me!

I’m so sad I could eat a horse!

rose — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:39:21 +0000

Do you ever feel like a meaningless particle in a godless universe? Don’t worry, there’s always cake! I wrote a scandalous tell-all about emotional eating. Read it won’t you?

It’s actually more scared of you than you are of it. Just eat it girl, I won’t tell anyone but your thighs.

Woody Allen spoof

rose — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:46:05 +0000

“It’s like a Gershwin song wrapped up in a psycho-analytic knish of bacteria and mortality.”
I did the voice-over on this hilarious Woody Allen spoof on Comedy Central. Written, animated and directed by the very talented Dan Meth.

Shout out from HuffPo!

rose — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 20:40:08 +0000

One of my favorite blogs, Huffington Post, featured me on the front page of their comedy blog. Woo Hoo!

June SMOOTH MOVES!

rose — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 22:03:38 +0000

Aw dang! The next SMOOTH MOVES is coming up and it’s gonna be the tits!

Funny not slutty or funny AND slutty?

rose — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:38:13 +0000

This cool new blog, funny not slutty, wrote an awesome profile of me.
http://funnynotslutty.com/?p=2236

Big with the Jews

rose — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:32:15 +0000

So, apparently, some Jews like me. Good news for me because they (us) own Hollywood. I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m just happy that I’m getting popular. Take that Mira Costa High School!

http://www.jewcy.com/arts-and-culture/the-big-jewcy-rose-surnow

Recent Stand-up Set

rose — Sun, 22 May 2011 16:44:53 +0000

Hey y’all, this is a clip of me going bananas at Broadway Comedy Club. Watch and enjoy!

April Smooth Moves!

rose — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:36:21 +0000

Hey Jews guys! This Passover, fuck your family and come to my monthly comedy show! It’s the Passover edition of Smooth Moves which basically means nothing except that I might attempt the world’s most obnoxious accent (New York Jewish grandmother) and get drunk off of Manischewitz. DON’T MISS THIS!

We Love You: A Benefit Show for Planned Parenthood

rose — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 14:57:01 +0000

I’m hosting an epic comedy benefit show that is going to be next-level fun. The line-up is phenomenal and all the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood. Take a night off weeping alone in the shower and come out!