Elephant or Donkey

Who are you? What do you care about? Do you relate more to the liberal, tree-hugging donkey? Or the conservative and racist elephant? The only legit way to really find out what’s inside your soul is by taking this sassy quiz! I wrote this bullshit for your pleasure, I do hope you likey.
Read me!

I’m so sad I could eat a horse!

Do you ever feel like a meaningless particle in a godless universe? Don’t worry, there’s always cake! I wrote a scandalous tell-all about emotional eating. Read it won’t you?

It’s actually more scared of you than you are of it. Just eat it girl, I won’t tell anyone but your thighs.

Woody Allen spoof

“It’s like a Gershwin song wrapped up in a psycho-analytic knish of bacteria and mortality.”
I did the voice-over on this hilarious Woody Allen spoof on Comedy Central.  Written, animated and directed by the very talented Dan Meth.